May I just take a second to say a word....?

...about black men's asses? Okay, first of all, y'all know we white girls look and we know you know. The most embarrassing thing is when I get busted by some cut brotha who catches me checkin' out his booty. Look, let me just say ahead of time, I'm sorry, but DAMNNNNNN! I can't help myself.
So, pardon me if I stare, baby, but that gorgeous bottom of yours is makin' my insides tingle. Do you mind if I slide your jeans off....?