i hope she's sneaking over from the middle school to the high school. she'll need to learn when she gets there that by her rules,sh'es every hot nigger's girlfriend.
Dunno WTF to say... other than this: I'd sure-as-shit hate to lose you (when you're Divinely Judged by Jesus) as we all must someday, sometime, somewhere bite-the-dust; however, we'll give you a Way out. Please follow us on the journey Upstairs:
I'd looove to meet you in Seventh-Heaven... yet, you first must be prepared:
Find-out what RCIA means... and join; classes are free, starting early September. Aint no joke, earthling: our indelible soul is on the line. What's 77ish years compared to the length N breadth of eternity? What's the Tyranny of Progressivism compared to the saving of our soul?
Doesnt make any difference if you're an atheist; doesn't make a whole-hilla-beans wortha difference when you croak. You'll be crying-out for JEEE-SIS!!! ...yet, if you've been a non-believer your entire, finite existence, Jesus maaay not hear you. Billions of everlasting souls are now in Hellfire without the basic nessecities for eternity. Are you actually willing to take THAT risk of being condemned?
Again, Jesus laughs when you should've learned the meaning of wisdom N discernment, mortal sinner... as am I. Im not better than you... yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj which'll save-your-soul, kapiche?? Sorry for the New Yoirk accent. Again, find-out what RCIA means.
'The more you shall honor Me, the more I shall bless you' -the Infant Jesus of Prague (<- Czech Republic, next to Russia)
Love him or leave him... ya better lissen to DonJuan; if you deny o'er-the-Hillary's evil, which most whorizontalites do, you cannot deny Hellfire which YOU send YOURSELF to.
Yes, earthling, I was an NDE: the sights were beyond extreme. Choose Jesus. You'll be most happy you did. God bless your indelible soul.
Only 2 positions for a light switch: UP or DOWN, ON or OFF. the UP position is pointing toward SupersonicSeventh-Heaven, which is e.VERY.thang we want (and I mean everything), which is what America SHOULD be doing, puh-ray-zin God in dis Finite Existence; while the DOWN position is pointing toward our demise, to the whorizontal, toward the Abyss o'Misery, where you [pl] shall feeeel the palpable, LivingDarkness 4 eternity.
Again, only 2 eternities, child... and 1 of em aint too cool. YOU alone decide. NOT Jesus. NOT slimy, nasty ol satan. NOT your friends. NOT your co-workers. NOT your lover whom you aint married to. YOU alone.
Many analogies we might surmise 4 that proposition... yet, only 1 belief in the King of Hearts who gives U.S. His Magnificent Light. If that's too difficult 4u2c,here's what I suggest: I suggest you enroll in RCIA, starting in early September. God bless your indelible soul. Yes, earthling, I was an NDE: DO - NOT - TAKE - the - CHIP!!! (hand OR forhead) If you do, say hello to being burnt toast. F O R E V E R.
Only 2 positions for a light switch: UP or DOWN, ON or OFF. the UP position is pointing toward SupersonicSeventh-Heaven, which is e.VERY.thang we want (and I mean everything), which is what America SHOULD be doing, puh-ray-zin God in dis Finite Existence; while the DOWN position is pointing toward our demise, to the whorizontal, toward the Abyss o'Misery, where you [pl] shall feeeel the palpable, LivingDarkness 4 eternity.
Again, only 2 eternities, child... and 1 of em aint too cool. YOU alone decide. NOT Jesus. NOT slimy, nasty ol satan. NOT your friends. NOT your co-workers. NOT your lover whom you aint married to. YOU alone.
Many analogies we might surmise 4 that proposition... yet, only 1 belief in the King of Hearts who gives U.S. His Magnificent Light. If that's too difficult 4u2c,here's what I suggest: I suggest you enroll in RCIA, starting in early September. God bless your indelible soul. Yes, earthling, I was an NDE: DO - NOT - TAKE - the - CHIP!!! (hand OR forhead) If you do, say hello to being burnt toast. F O R E V E R.
She is so fucking cute.
ReplyDeletelol nice one
ReplyDeleteThat is the rule my own teenage daughter lives by.
ReplyDeletei hope she's sneaking over from the middle school to the high school. she'll need to learn when she gets there that by her rules,sh'es every hot nigger's girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteIf I was her i would be pregnant with my second black baby already.
ReplyDeleteDunno WTF to say...
ReplyDeleteother than this:
I'd sure-as-shit hate to lose you
(when you're Divinely Judged by Jesus)
as we all must
someday, sometime, somewhere
bite-the-dust;
however,
we'll give you a Way out.
Please follow us on the journey Upstairs:
I'd looove to meet you
in Seventh-Heaven...
yet, you first must be prepared:
Find-out what RCIA means... and join;
classes are free,
starting early September.
Aint no joke, earthling:
our indelible soul is on the line.
What's 77ish years compared to
the length N breadth of eternity?
What's the Tyranny of Progressivism
compared to the saving of our soul?
Doesnt make any difference
if you're an atheist;
doesn't make a whole-hilla-beans
wortha difference when you croak.
You'll be crying-out for JEEE-SIS!!!
...yet, if you've been a non-believer
your entire, finite existence,
Jesus maaay not hear you.
Billions of everlasting souls
are now in Hellfire without
the basic nessecities for eternity.
Are you actually willing
to take THAT risk of being condemned?
Again, Jesus laughs when you
should've learned the
meaning of wisdom N discernment,
mortal sinner... as am I.
Im not better than you...
yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj
which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??
Sorry for the New Yoirk accent.
Again, find-out what RCIA means.
Make Your Choice -SAW
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ReplyDeleteLet this be your catalyst to Seventh-Heaven:
ReplyDelete'The more you shall honor Me,
the more I shall bless you'
-the Infant Jesus of Prague
(<- Czech Republic, next to Russia)
Love him or leave him...
ya better lissen to DonJuan;
if you deny o'er-the-Hillary's evil,
which most whorizontalites do,
you cannot deny Hellfire
which YOU send YOURSELF to.
Yes, earthling, I was an NDE:
the sights were beyond extreme.
Choose Jesus.
You'll be most happy you did.
God bless your indelible soul.
Only 2 positions for a light switch:
DeleteUP or DOWN,
ON or OFF.
the UP position is pointing toward SupersonicSeventh-Heaven,
which is e.VERY.thang we want
(and I mean everything),
which is what America SHOULD be doing,
puh-ray-zin God in dis Finite Existence;
while the DOWN position is pointing toward our demise,
to the whorizontal,
toward the Abyss o'Misery,
where you [pl] shall feeeel the palpable, LivingDarkness 4 eternity.
Again, only 2 eternities, child...
and 1 of em aint too cool.
YOU alone decide.
NOT Jesus.
NOT slimy, nasty ol satan.
NOT your friends.
NOT your co-workers.
NOT your lover whom you aint married to.
YOU alone.
Many analogies we might surmise 4 that proposition... yet, only 1 belief in the King of Hearts who gives U.S. His Magnificent Light.
If that's too difficult 4u2c,here's what I suggest:
I suggest you enroll in RCIA,
starting in early September.
God bless your indelible soul.
Yes, earthling, I was an NDE:
DO - NOT - TAKE - the - CHIP!!!
(hand OR forhead)
If you do,
say hello to being burnt toast.
F O R E V E R.
Make Your Choice -SAW
Only 2 positions for a light switch:
DeleteUP or DOWN,
ON or OFF.
the UP position is pointing toward SupersonicSeventh-Heaven,
which is e.VERY.thang we want
(and I mean everything),
which is what America SHOULD be doing,
puh-ray-zin God in dis Finite Existence;
while the DOWN position is pointing toward our demise,
to the whorizontal,
toward the Abyss o'Misery,
where you [pl] shall feeeel the palpable, LivingDarkness 4 eternity.
Again, only 2 eternities, child...
and 1 of em aint too cool.
YOU alone decide.
NOT Jesus.
NOT slimy, nasty ol satan.
NOT your friends.
NOT your co-workers.
NOT your lover whom you aint married to.
YOU alone.
Many analogies we might surmise 4 that proposition... yet, only 1 belief in the King of Hearts who gives U.S. His Magnificent Light.
If that's too difficult 4u2c,here's what I suggest:
I suggest you enroll in RCIA,
starting in early September.
God bless your indelible soul.
Yes, earthling, I was an NDE:
DO - NOT - TAKE - the - CHIP!!!
(hand OR forhead)
If you do,
say hello to being burnt toast.
F O R E V E R.
Make Your Choice -SAW